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<description>Debt problems are squashed methodically and brutally when they come to blows with this organization.</description>
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You want to step to this, debt?

I am fortunate enough to be debt free.  It helps that I was born rich, and have never had to worry about a thing in my life.  It's like I was born on third base, and thought I hit a triple, so to speak.  The point is that this organization does not tolerate debt.  We will not stand for it.  It is not something I can even stand to be around, let alone excuse.  I have made it my mission to eradicate debt to the furthest extent of my power.  On this site, I'll teach you how I do it.


The ways in which I beat debt to a bloody pulp

You think I'm kidding?  You want a piece of this?  Do not mess with me.  I will tell you right now, I can have you killed.  Rubbed out.  Quashed.  Your days of living in financial duress are over, buddy.  Here are a couple of my techniques for fighting debt...

Paying small time crooks to spy on the agents of debt and dig up information on them.  A little blackmail never hurt.
If my employees show any signs of disobedience toward myself or my opinions on debt, I fire them on the spot.  
Then I rehire the fools, and fire them again.
And again.
And again - ha ha ha ha ha! 
Wait, where was I?
Oh yes.  I direct them to YES Debt Consolidation, the sister company of the YES television network.  Their my staff teaches you how to escape debt through credit counseling and debt management programs.  
My personal favorite way to help people avoid debt is to throw my money around, because with me it pretty much grows on trees.  I mean, this is insane.  I overpay everyone, and could fund a small country or several with just my taxes.

 
It's a good life I lead, and a good battle I fight.  I hope to never see you in my life, because that would mean you need financial assistance.  But if you ever come to me for help, I'll give you the kick in the pants you need.

Sincerely,
George S.
Founder</description>
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		<title>Debt Services</title>
		<link>http://www.yesdebtconsolidation.com/debt-services.html</link>
		<description>Debt services will squash your debt faster than you can say "mystique" and "aura."</description>
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		<title>Credit Card Debt</title>
		<link>http://www.yesdebtconsolidation.com/credit-card-debt.html</link>
		<description>Credit card debt has taken out more people over the past decade than the New York Yankees' vaunted lineup.</description>
		<language>en-us</language>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Debt Settlement</title>
		<link>http://www.yesdebtconsolidation.com/debt-settlement.html</link>
		<description>Debt settlement plans await you.</description>
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		<title>Debt Counseling</title>
		<link>http://www.yesdebtconsolidation.com/debt-counseling.html</link>
		<description>Debt counseling will help you get out of debt trouble and in no time. So sign up! Right now!</description>
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		<title>Debt Recovery</title>
		<link>http://www.yesdebtconsolidation.com/debt-recovery.html</link>
		<description>Debt recovery will help you take control of your money.</description>
		<language>en-us</language>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Debt Relief</title>
		<link>http://www.yesdebtconsolidation.com/debt-relief.html</link>
		<description>Debt relief strategies will help you get out of debt.  </description>
		<language>en-us</language>
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		<title>Debt Management</title>
		<link>http://www.yesdebtconsolidation.com/debt-management.html</link>
		<description>Debt management can be tricky without the right help.</description>
		<language>en-us</language>
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		<title>Debt Consolidation</title>
		<link>http://www.yesdebtconsolidation.com/debt-consolidation.html</link>
		<description>Debt consolidation help will result in the acceptance of a financially free life. <b><i>Which is what you are after, no?</i></b></description>
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		<title>Debt Elimination</title>
		<link>http://www.yesdebtconsolidation.com/debt-elimination.html</link>
		<description>Debt elimination can help you get your life back together.</description>
		<language>en-us</language>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Debt Reduction</title>
		<link>http://www.yesdebtconsolidation.com/debt-reduction.html</link>
		<description>Debt reduction can save your financial portfolio.</description>
		<language>en-us</language>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
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		<title>Debt Free</title>
		<link>http://www.yesdebtconsolidation.com/debt-free.html</link>
		<description>Debt free dreams really, definitely, for certain, can come true. Especially if you work with our professionals.</description>
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