YES Debt Consolidation

Debt Is Something That Our Founder Won't Tolerate

You want to step to this, debt?

I am fortunate enough to be debt free. It helps that I was born rich, and have never had to worry about a thing in my life. It's like I was born on third base, and thought I hit a triple, so to speak. The point is that this organization does not tolerate debt. We will not stand for it. It is not something I can even stand to be around, let alone excuse. I have made it my mission to eradicate debt to the furthest extent of my power. On this site, I'll teach you how I do it.

The ways in which I beat debt to a bloody pulp

You think I'm kidding? You want a piece of this? Do not mess with me. I will tell you right now, I can have you killed. Rubbed out. Quashed. Your days of living in financial duress are over, buddy. Here are a couple of my techniques for fighting debt...

Paying small time crooks to spy on the agents of debt and dig up information on them. A little blackmail never hurt.
If my employees show any signs of disobedience toward myself or my opinions on debt, I fire them on the spot.
Then I rehire the fools, and fire them again.
And again.
And again - ha ha ha ha ha!
Wait, where was I?
Oh yes. I direct them to YES Debt Consolidation, the sister company of the YES television network. Their my staff teaches you how to escape debt through credit counseling and debt management programs.
My personal favorite way to help people avoid debt is to throw my money around, because with me it pretty much grows on trees. I mean, this is insane. I overpay everyone, and could fund a small country or several with just my taxes.

It's a good life I lead, and a good battle I fight. I hope to never see you in my life, because that would mean you need financial assistance. But if you ever come to me for help, I'll give you the kick in the pants you need.

Sincerely,

George S.

Founder